Fading onto the golf course

Now that Tiger Woods has done the predictable – namely say nothing that hasn't already been said – maybe we can move on to something far more important.
I don't particularly care what the "something far more important" is, unless it's another appearance anyplace by Dr. Phil. But this breathless coverage of what amounts to a non-story is absolutely ridiculous.
What he does in the privacy of his home – and to his family – is his own business.