Just a matter of time

Just when you thought it was safe to get away from the empire that is all things ESPN ..

Now there are high school public address announcers who think they are ESPN SportsCenter anchors – even down to the same inane expressions that people under the age of 10 might understand.

Please .. just stick to the facts of the game at hand. The world does not pay money to listen to you, nor should it have to listen to any more of Stuart Scott's bromides than is rightfully allowed by law.